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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

A seal walks into a club.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

Can you see this brett? Connor

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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