Jared Gough is a slut

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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poop

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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