That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Chayton

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Barack Obama

solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

YOLO

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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