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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Nobody cares.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Anti Joke

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