- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

123 Main street

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

nine...eleven

How do magnets work?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

i eat poop

what is big and white? the moon

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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