Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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Why couldn't sally drive her car? Because sally is a girl.

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Chicken

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Woman's Rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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