- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

your mom

knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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