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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

A seal walks into a club.

Is this a chair?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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