Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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