- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

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