- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Rock mattress.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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