Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Knock! Knock! Whose there? Chris Chris who? (There was never a response. Leaving the man to wonder who Chris was... Was it his high school buddy Chris? His former colleague? That guy who filled his propane tank down at the gas station? Was that guy's name even Chris-or was it Craig? Craig, it was definitely Craig.)

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

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what is stupid and reading this you

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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How do you fit 90 Jews in a Volkswagen Bug? You can't.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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