A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Your mother is a man.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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The penn state football administration

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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