3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Gadaffi

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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