Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Good.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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OBAMA

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Hi

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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