- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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