- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

Why did the asian die? he was driving

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

no u

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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