- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

The Holocaust

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Penis-Pump

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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