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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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