What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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What is the difference between a duck?

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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cory is gay

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What's up? The sky.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

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Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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