- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

Knock knock What

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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