- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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