What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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guess what what? nothing.

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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God is real

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You smell bad? Cool.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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you

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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