Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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1+1=3 If you don't use a condom.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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