Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

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A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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maddie latino

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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