You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

Woman's rights

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

i eat poop

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

ha.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

Anti Joke

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