- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

What is black but also yellow? A song.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

lick my ballsack.... ok

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

what is big and white? the moon

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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