wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Dad they tell me I am homosexual at school, what does it mean? Ask your boyfriend.

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Womens' rights.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito (from the Spanish or Portuguese word for little fly) is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat). Mosquitoes resemble crane flies (family Tipulidae) and chironomid flies (family Chironomidae), with which they are sometimes confused by the casual observer. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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