Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Women's sports

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What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

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Q: What did the rectum say to the Anus? A: "Your a waste."

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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