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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What happened when a terrorist puts a bomb in a hospital? Everyone dies cause it was a hospital for crippled people

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

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Ancient Greeks rights

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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