Q: What sucks? A: Straws

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Ancient Greeks rights

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What is worse

Flab

What is an anti-joke? This is.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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