Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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What is a question?

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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