What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

OGC - tilt your head

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

What do you call a tall Asian Tall

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

This is my joke. funny

i'm not gay

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

A black man walks into a book store.

roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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