Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

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"Up to 50% off."

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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no

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Why? Because!

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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