what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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What's worse than dropping your sandwich. Dying of pancreatic cancer.

Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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