- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

Vagina-Boob

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Chuck Norris.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

Where's my tractor?

What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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