I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

A woman comes at the doctor.

i'm not gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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