Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

Stephen Hawking can walk

Canada's army

Hey Nerochan, how high is your IQ?

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

How did the blonde screw in a lightbulb? She didn't, she fell and broke her neck and went to a hospital. Thus you should not laugh.

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

what is white and red all over? a ginger

what's funnier than hell? heaven

What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

A black goes to college

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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