who eats pencils asians

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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What's up? A direction...

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Your Mom

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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'THIS IS NOT A JOKE, YOU ARE THE 1000000TH VIEWER'...

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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