- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

My mom.

what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, flotaing in the sea? Someone who will drown very soon.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

People Eating Tasty Animals

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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