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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What is worse

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

OBAMA

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Lebron Traveled

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

What is Earth made out of? Earth

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

I used to fit trough doors, but then I got tall... I used to play with other babies, but then I got tall... (daradadadadan) I used to look up to you, but then I got tall (OH YEAH!) but then I got tall, but then I got tall, but then I got tall! Moral: Censorship should be illegal.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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