What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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ugh good riddance

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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S.O.P.A

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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