- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Black Veil Brides.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

How can you tell your woman is cheating on you? When you witness her having sexual relations with another man that she is clearly enjoying.

Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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