What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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