What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

A Banana wrote this...

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

robin, get in the car.

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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