What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

It says so on your cap.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

A jew went to Germany.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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