- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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