The Charlotte bobcats.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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I can Nazi

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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Looks through the peephole.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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cot!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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