- Anti Joke

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp