Knock, Knock. Come in.

You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

like for a handjob.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Nathan Gooderson.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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