Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

8=D

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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