How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

whats made of wood and floats? everything made of wood floats

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the bunny eat his food

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

Women's football

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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