Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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hey.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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That's Racist

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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