- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

WTF BOOOOOM

Ham sandwich

What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Why do I hate Jews? - Because they use to much space in the oven.

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

A day without sunshine is like night.

The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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