What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

To mamas so fat shes fat

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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