knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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