dfghfgdfhfdhfgdfghdfh

thumb_up thumb_down -14

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

OBAMA

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

thumb_up thumb_down -30

i dislike sack in my mouth

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A: Knock knock. B: <>

thumb_up thumb_down -32

When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

thumb_up thumb_down -40

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children driving off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

thumb_up thumb_down +57

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The WNBA.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

penis hehehehe

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Canada

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops