A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why do black men run faster then white men? Because they practice more and some simply want to improve themselves in the sport more then other men. Of course, some white men are faster then some black men, so the whole question in general is not true. You should not believe everything you read on here.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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