- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

Knock knock runs away laughing

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

World Peace

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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