What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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Lebron Traveled

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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Why did brad pay the sexy looking librarian with a big smile on his face? Becouse brad returned his books to late and had to pay a fine for that. The librarian made a joke about the fact that it was a waste of money to return the books late.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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God is real

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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