What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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That's Racist

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Ass

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Gestapo.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Penis jokes.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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