- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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