What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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