knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Asians

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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This is not a good joke.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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