- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

What's dead? Your mum.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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