What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Whats 9 + 10? 19

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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