- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

knock knock whos there? how should I know?

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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