Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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What's up? The sky.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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This is "Eliza" holy shit! I almost gave up and went to a party assuming you guys had simply skipped the reply. Please tell me nothing of this is written in code, because I have no fucking idea how to decipher it... ...To think that so few consider Nero a hero for all that he has done, and so many have come to hate him and still follow his advice basically abusing him. I told my sister to use mom`s cellphone to call and warn as many as possible, telling them to spread the word, is Nero7 Going to make it? He mentioned a barfight starting over nothing during new years eve. I know that some of the members where planning to use his own teachings in order to overthrow him, I warned him but he was fully aware already but did nothing for some reason. Yet none of them have the assets to do anything like this... Should I start calling all those members that left during Nero7`s "sudden paranoia period?" Many of them have political authority and can be of help if we can somehow convince them. Respond Asap, and if Nero7 is in a public hospital, then get him the hell out of there, he is an exposed target for anyone, if he gets killed, ill fucking kill you you hear me!

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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