Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

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