How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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What is worse than hell?

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Knock knock Who's there My dick

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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The WNBA.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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