- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

why did Max cry??? chicken

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Anne Frank.

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