Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

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Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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