what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

Two muffins are in an oven, when one muffin says to the other "its hot in here." The other muffin then says, "whoa! a talking muffin!"

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

What abou three times

A Fish walks into a bar. It died of oxygen starvation.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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