What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Penis!

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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