Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Whats9+10 19

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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