What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Penis!

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flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

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Unflushed Shit...

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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