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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

who smells? •Liam

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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