Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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YOU IS DUM

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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