What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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Rob Bell

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I am not so sure.

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You say you can read me like a book, well the jokes on you. I am not a book.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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