What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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The african american male looked into his refridgerator hoping to have some orange juice to drink with his breakfast. All he had was Kool-Aid. He then proceeded to drink the Kool-Aid.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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