Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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minced oaths

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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You know what I hate long anti-jokes that take up too much space.

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Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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