- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Women's sports.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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