Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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