Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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