What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Frown is a four letter word.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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