- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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