- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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