- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

Have you heard the story of the empty room? Theres nothing in it.

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Chaney is a dumb b****

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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