A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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