- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

Will you marry me?

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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