Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Your mom

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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