scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Steve Jobs.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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