-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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So dont touch it

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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