A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Knock knock Come in!

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Chayton

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

DOWN

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Star Wars

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Blarg

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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