Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Women's rights.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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