What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Women's rights.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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