They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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It says so on your cap.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Lil' Wayne

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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