i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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women have rights

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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