- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

tim rafter died no one cared

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^44jffdGHFYI

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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