A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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I am really good at math debating

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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weiner? balls

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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No

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Rock mattress.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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