You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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What is a question?

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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