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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Obama-Care

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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