- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

cms.......?????

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

your life

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

A baby seal walks into a club.

Looks through the peephole.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??