A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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poop

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Write your own

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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