Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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women leaving the kitchen

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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penis that is all

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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