What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

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Yeah, just went for more ice, its hot as hell here, and yeah its the weather, I dont mind you using valium, is that the same as Xanax? My mum uses it sometimes, she is afraid of heights and well, has to fly a lot so its complicated, if you dont mind, I have always wanted to know more about you so shall we?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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cms.......?????

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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roses are red, violets are violet

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Baseball

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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Anti Joke

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