What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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My mom just died....

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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