Knock Knock No one answers....

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Yeah, totally.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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