is mayonnaise an instrument?

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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obama is a good president

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What's up? The sky.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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