- Anti Joke

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.