Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Women's rights.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Penis!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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