Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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This is my joke. funny

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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What do you call a black man digging a hole in the ground with a body covered in blood, bruises and stab marks next to him? An gardener, he uses a different type of fertiliser.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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