- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

Women's rights.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

I avhe dyiaexls.

knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

knock knock go away ok

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