Looks through the peephole.

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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