How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Chayton

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Woman's Rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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brett is a dick

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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