Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing. Fruits can't talk.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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your mom is so gay that...wrong, a homosexual women is considered a lesbian.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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