- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

Don't think of granny porn

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

My friends are like trampolines I have none

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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