Women's Rights

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

OGC - tilt your head

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

Lebron Traveled

Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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