Your mom

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A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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Knock knock Come in!

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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Video Games

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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Nickelback.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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DOWN

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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